As of now I now have a new account. Gowatcheeet.

I'm gonna be honest for once!
I'm dead.
Plain and simple.
Will I ever post again? Possibly. Doubt it. But there's always a chance.
Do I still draw? Yep!
Will you see my drawings? Nope! Not good enough to post.
And that is all I gotta say about that! G'day. Or night. OR WHATEVER! 8D

Jeeeeebus... I'm lazy. 8D But look! I gets two weeks of free time. Oh noes! I sense possible art?! Maybe, maybe noooot.
I might draw some Christmas thingies, maaaaaybeh. If I feel I love yous guys enough.
Kazz still needs to do a character sheet. XD!! After how freaking long? o.O Ah well.
Merry Christmas/ Happy Hanukkah/ anything you celebrate, or just happy holidays! =B Kazz just asked for money so she can go buy art supplies! Yays. =3 But the stuff I want may be too expensive for little Kazzeh... sheeesh. I need a job. o.<
Stole this thingy from: Haaaa! In yo face! =B Warning, it's long! =o Everything I've put [[ around, applies to moi, the thing after it is a stereotype.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

[[I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.]]

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[[I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.]]

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[[I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.]]

[[I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.]]

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

[[I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.]](Weeell... atleast I think I might be in the future. xD)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[[I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.]]

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[[I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.]]

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[[I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.]](Oh man do I get that one alot. -.-)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

[[I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.]](Haaa... funneh.)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

[[I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.]](Eh... least my friend says I have big boobs. xD)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[[I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.]]

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[[I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO]](Oh noes! REALLY?! D: Pfffft.))

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

[[I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.]]

[[I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.]]

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

[[I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.]](Oh yeah. Everyone is soooo sexy. -rolls eyes!-)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[[I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be albino.]](It buuurnssss!)

[[I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.]]

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

[[I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.]]

[[I hang out with TEENAGE drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.]]

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

[[I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.]]

[[I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.]]

[[I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.]]

[[I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.]](Sometimes. =3)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

Im a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

[[I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.]]

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

[[I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.]]

[[I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.]]

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

[[I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.]]

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

[[I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.]]

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

[[I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.]](Blood is pretty. =3)

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

[[I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.]]

[[I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.]]

[[I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.]]

[[I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.]]

I love to LEARN so I MUST be boring.

[[I'm WHITE so I MUST be a racist.]]

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm GOOD with COMPUTERS so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY so I MUST love sports.

[[I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like CRAP until I pray to your god.]]

[[I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be best at sports.]]

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

[[I am a GIRL, so I am ONLY good at work]]

[[I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool]]

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

[[I DON’T act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.]]

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight

I am a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'normal' so I MUST be boring.

I'm a NEW-ZEALANDER, so I MUST live in the mountains with sheep.

[[I've got GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek.]]

I'm TALL and THIN, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be stuck up and arrogant.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST eat snails and frogs legs.

I'm a UNMARRIED MOTHER, so I MUST be a welfare queen

My BOYFRIEND MAKES MORE MONEY than me, so I MUST be a gold digger

I have MANY INTERESTS, so I MUST have no direction in life

I live with a GUY, so I MUST be straight

[[I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have a boyfriend and girlfriend at all times]](Ha! I have neither. )

[[I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST want to a have threesome]](Oh yeeeah. Mhmmm. Reeeally now.)

[[I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST just really be confused/undecided]](Nope! I've pretty much got it figured out. )

[[I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST want to make everyone gay and force them to have abortions]]

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST NOT eat healthy and exercise

[[I'm a GIRL, so I CAN'T POSSIBLY be good at video games]]

[[I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST be flirting with everyone I talk to.]]

I'm a PAGAN, so I MUST be a hippy

[[I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST be looking for attention]](Ha... I hate people like that. )

I SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION, so I MUST be a hypochondriac.

I play ONLINE GAMES, so I MUST have no life other than that.

My husband has SCHIZOPHRENIA, so he MUST abuse me.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST have an accent.

[[I'm an INVADER ZIM FAN, so I MUST be goth.]](Haaa! That one's funny.)

I hang around the ONLINE FANDOM, so I MUST be a n00b.

[[I like ANIME, so I MUST be into hentai.]]

[[I like ANTHRO ART, I MUST be in to bestiality.]](Uh huuuuh. I totally wanna have sex with an animal. )

My BEST FRIEND is a member of the OPPOSITE SEX, I MUST be gay.

I CRY when I FIGHT with my BEST FRIEND, I MUST be weak.

I DON’T LIKE VIOLENCE, I MUST be weak.

I’m AUSTRALIAN, I MUST be a binge drinker.

I am a child from HOMOSEXUAL PARENTS, so I MUST be homosexual too.(I wish I had two dads. xD I dunno why I just doooo. =3)

I go to a CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, so I MUST be a Bible-pusher.

I like to COOK, so I MUST be a housewife who is pushed around.

I read good LITERATURE, so I MUST have no social life.

I don't DRINK or DO DRUGS, so I MUST have no social life.

[[I read MANGA, so I MUST be an overly-obsessed Asian wanna-be.]]

I go to an ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I have SCHOOL SPIRIT, so I MUST be a geek.

[[I DON’T WATCH the OC, so I MUST be a social reject.]]

I don't EXPLODE WITH ANGER, so I MUST be a push over.

[[I have SINNED, so I MUST be demon incarnate.]]

I feel PAIN inside, so I MUST be weak.

I am TALL, so I MUST play basketball.

I take more PILLS than your gramma, so I MUST be fucked up.

[[I have blocked MEMORIES, so I MUST be traumatised.]]

I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a SPANISH GIRL, so I MUST have black hair and dark eyes, and dance flamenco.

[[I have a DREAM, I MUST be OUT OF TOUCH with reality.]]

I have SMALL BOOBS, so I MUST NOT be sexy.

[[I like GOTH and METAL MUSIC, so I MUST be gothic or totally insane.]]

I'm an EMOTIONAL guy, so I MUST be an emo/weak.

I have ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be a stupid airhead.

I'm MORMON, so I'm NOT a Christian.

[[I PLAY VIDEOGAMES, so I MUST have no social life.]]

[[I LISTEN TO SCREAMING MUSIC so I MUST have anger issues.]]

I HAVE TOURETTES, so I MUST burst out swearing at random.

I SING IN A CHOIR so I MUST be gay.

[[I'm WHITE so I MUST like NASCAR.]](They're taking a left turn! They're taking another left turn! I WONDER WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! =B)

[[I DON'T SUPPORT BUSH so I MUST be UNAMERICAN/A TERRORIST.]]

[[I’m SCOTTISH, so I MUST wear a tartan kilt and play the bagpipes]](Bagpipes! SCORE! =3)

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Requests: Open!
Eeeeeh... maybeh I should try to draw something else? o.O
Art Trades: Open!
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Friends:

I live! I SWEAR IT.
Mah birthday is on the 14th. Whoooot. And such.
I am bored. I am lazy. I haven't updated. Oh noes.
I've come to learn to not expect so much from me...so don't.
That is the end of zis journal. Ta-ta for now.
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Requests: Open
White Eye as a lion or other somesuch animal-Eeee...>>

Art Trades: Open
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Friends:

Boredom, how I know ye well.
Yes, yes. Kazz has only been doodling for the past days...but I hope to get an ID done soon. Aaaand a referance sheet...really need one of those. <<
Expect something from meh soon, I'll try to update more instead of just letting my account sit here. Sit here and collect dust...spooooky dust.
In recent news...I'mma be going to the Zoo tomorrow! With me friend Razz, her boyfriend and his brother and possibly my cousin...mmmyeeep. Fun, fun. I shall say a huge hello to me lemur pals.
Anywaaay! That is the end of this here journal...but I must say...PLEASE GIVE THE KAZZ REQUESTS AND STUFF! She is in a creative rut and needs ideas. x-x
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Requests: Open
White Eye as a lion or other somesuch animal-Sketching

Art Trades: Open
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Friends: